If the Newt was made of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it???

Ole Newt is sad because he took a recon trip up to the moon, and when he got there, Cohagen was already running a mining colony. It really ruined it for him.

You better shape up, or die.

ONJ is sad because she no longer needs a man, she needs a medicare part b prescription plan.

I'm spiritual, not religious.

This guy is sad because his date just mentioned her heroes, in this order:

Lady Gaga ("For her style, not her political views")
Nancy Grace ("She just seems like a great mom")
Jesus ("ummmmmm")

See Me Burning?

This guy is sad (though he shouldn't be) because he is about to die in a most badass fashion.

Super Fucking Sad Song Lyrics - Vol. 5: Two Gallants "Crow Jane"

Man, this song is like being inside Jesse James worst nightmare.

How can something so silly be so depressing?

THE SHOCKING SIMILARITIES BETWEEN STARSHIP TROOPERS & THE WAR ON TERROR...Yes, you read that correctly.

Super Fucking Sad Song Lyrics - Vol. 4 : "Movie Edition" : Blue Valentine