Us Kids Know

These kids are sad because they know it's a sham. All of it.

Flush it way, way down

These plumbers are sad because they have to deal with your shit all day, then go home and deal with their own.

Tell all, be all

This guy is sad because if he didn't have a family or a girlfriend, he'd kill himself. But he does, so he won't.

Rude Boy

Rude Boy is sad because dey take away Jah's Scholarship. BUMBACLOT.

Depression of the Christ

Jesus is sad because he was just trying to be nice, not a wizard. Also, his hands hurt.

Case of the Everydays: A Day in the Park

I thought about how I needed a great summer.
I thought about how I used to hang out in the park, or a backyard on sunny days.
I thought how nice it would be to do that again.
I thought about trying to get all my friends together, and going to the baseball
field by my house next sunny day, to just hang out, and do some connecting.
I though "Well, they would probably need some entertainment or distraction to amuse them".
I thought maybe we could play kick ball.
I thought "People I hang out with are the kickballing type, I think".
I thought about how hard it would be to get enough people together to have a
legit kickball game going.
I thought about having to create a facebook event, entitled something like
"Let's play some goddamn kickball already, you bastards!".
I thought about how the only way to have enough people to play a game would
be to have the "Tell your friends, let's get a crew together" thing.
I thought about strangers being there. Well, strangers to me.
I thought about how whenever I'm at a party, no one really talks to friend's friends,
unless the are in a group circle, or are trying to fuck someone.
I thought about how competitive everyone I know is, and how it would probably
just turn into some hurt feelings and insecurity.
I thought "Maybe it's just me".
I thought "Screw it".

A.B.C. - Always Be Caged

This guy is sad because he is getting paroled next week, and has to go back to his stupid life.

Commander and Grief

Obama is sad because he doesn't have anyone that will just be his "Drinking Buddy".

Forlorn Fridays: At the airport

I sat at the airport
Where I was going
is not important.
I read a magazine
the people looked smooth
unlike myself.
I thought about leaving
but then I wouldn't
be on the plane I needed
to be on.
Just then! A man in a silver cape
broke into the airport and
ran through the terminal
moving so fast
he might have been a superman
of sorts.
Saving a plane surely bound for destruction.
Never mind, it was a baggage cart.
I was lonelier than before.
I took a shit and didn't wash my hands.
Who would know?

Eyes of the Tiger

Richard Hatch is sad because he survived, and noone cares.

Home Alone, just like me, all the time.

Kevin McCallister is sad becuase two grown men are tying to murder him.

Smarty Pants

Stephen Hawking is sad because he never sees the wormholes.

Take these broken wings and learn to fly

Natalie Portman is sad because her swan turned black.

inaugural should be fitting

Hulkster is sad because he is about to get smashasized by Rick Flair.