Thursday, March 31, 2011

Us Kids Know



These kids are sad because they know it's a sham. All of it.

Flush it way, way down



These plumbers are sad because they have to deal with your shit all day, then go home and deal with their own.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Tell all, be all



This guy is sad because if he didn't have a family or a girlfriend, he'd kill himself. But he does, so he won't.

Rude Boy



Rude Boy is sad because dey take away Jah's Scholarship. BUMBACLOT.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Depression of the Christ



Jesus is sad because he was just trying to be nice, not a wizard. Also, his hands hurt.

Case of the Everydays: A Day in the Park

I thought about how I needed a great summer.
I thought about how I used to hang out in the park, or a backyard on sunny days.
I thought how nice it would be to do that again.
I thought about trying to get all my friends together, and going to the baseball
field by my house next sunny day, to just hang out, and do some connecting.
I though "Well, they would probably need some entertainment or distraction to amuse them".
I thought maybe we could play kick ball.
I thought "People I hang out with are the kickballing type, I think".
I thought about how hard it would be to get enough people together to have a
legit kickball game going.
I thought about having to create a facebook event, entitled something like
"Let's play some goddamn kickball already, you bastards!".
I thought about how the only way to have enough people to play a game would
be to have the "Tell your friends, let's get a crew together" thing.
I thought about strangers being there. Well, strangers to me.
I thought about how whenever I'm at a party, no one really talks to friend's friends,
unless the are in a group circle, or are trying to fuck someone.
I thought about how competitive everyone I know is, and how it would probably
just turn into some hurt feelings and insecurity.
I thought "Maybe it's just me".
I thought "Screw it".

Sunday, March 27, 2011

A.B.C. - Always Be Caged



This guy is sad because he is getting paroled next week, and has to go back to his stupid life.