Forlorn Fridays: I Cannot Find a Toilet" in the style of SLAM Poetry

I CANNOT FIND A TOILET!
I MAY SHIT MY PANTS!
I CANNOT FIND A TOILET!
SOCIETY HAS TAUGHT ME TO HOLD MY FUNCTIONS!
I CANNOT FIND A TOILET!
THIS DOES NOT FEEL NATURAL!
I CANNOT FIND A TOILET!
BEARS DO IT, WHY CAN'T I?
I CANNOT FIND A TOILET!
THEY COULD BEST ME EASILY, WHY AM I ABOVE THEM?
I CANNOT FIND A TOILET!
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WIPE THEIR ASS!
I CANNOT FIND A TOILET!
FUCK MY LIFE!