There was this Unicorn
it was born one day
From a beam of light
Fully grown.
It knew it was a magnificent creature
with it's white coat and golden hooves.
It went forth into the world
Knowing it would change everything.
The first people it met were two teenagers
Eager to disregard anything.
The Unicorn spoke
In a voice like God
"Hello! Fine to meet you! I am the most magical Unicorn ever!"
The Teenagers were not impressed
"Unicorns? That shit is for kids ROTFLTTYLBRBJSPHFL"
So it jumped off a fucking cliff and died.
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